I don’t have time to really write a post today, but I’m proud of these pictures and want to share them. What’s a pus size fashion goddess to do? Compromise. You can’t have it all. So instead of witty banter you’re going to get 3 random facts about me with images of a look I love that has nothing to do with said facts. Deal?
I’m a High School Drop Out
I am a high school drop out. I did get my GED instead. It’s not something I am proud of, but I am proud of how I was able to find my way into college and eventually an ivy league master’s degree. When I think about it, it’s a great reminder that anything is possible with a little hard work and determination.
I Set my House on Fire
I once set my house of fire…. with my underwear. Imagine the moment of glee I experienced when the sexy fireman showed the cause of the blaze to be the charred remains of some of my fancy pants. Sigh. I am not sure why I just remembered this today, but it happened. It is and will forever be one of my best party stories. I mean just think of all the “hot pants” jokes I can incorporate when telling it. And I do. All of them.
I’m a drunk rapper
Get a few drinks in me and I think I’m underground MC champion. I say think, because likely it’s a selection of random words constructed into some gibberish sounds that kind of rhymes. Whatever a hot mess it is, I deliver it with the confidence of a rap legend. I own that stage or rather- dive bar. In my own head I’m amazing and will always be on the look out for someone to give me a beat, so I can spit a few lines, before gesturing a mic drop and awkwardly walking away.
Shop This Look
You can recreate this look using the tie on the Eloquii dress as belt through the cape.
- Dress: Eloquii http://bit.ly/2fT2269
- Cape: Asos last season, but I like this alternative http://bit.ly/2fyTJZq
- Shoes: Jones boot co no longer available, but I like this alternative bit.ly/2eIEwVQ
