{"id":2958,"date":"2017-02-13T13:52:37","date_gmt":"2017-02-13T18:52:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/?p=2958"},"modified":"2017-02-13T14:47:46","modified_gmt":"2017-02-13T19:47:46","slug":"my-anti-valentines-day-look","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/2017\/02\/13\/my-anti-valentines-day-look\/","title":{"rendered":"My Anti Valentine&#8217;s Day Look"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2961\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_3344-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_3344-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_3344-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_3344-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_3344-768x767.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_3344-65x65.jpg 65w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/>People love Valentines Day, all dem hearts and chocolate and fancy wine and roses and sexy sexy underwear. Me, I love to HATE Valentine&#8217;s Day. I just think the whole thing is stupid, lame-o, sad pants, annoyed emoji face, tired. This may be because I am against holidays that use love to sell us stuff we don&#8217;t need or probably more accurately because I am soulless swarthy spinster with no gilded lover in sight. And don&#8217;t even get me start on those frivolous single awareness day parties. I don&#8217;t need a party to celebrate the fact I am single. I do that Every. Single. Damn. Day. Thank you very much. Except when I do my taxes, because there have been a few years I \u00a0have really considered getting hitched for a cheeky little tax break.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2960\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_3341-934x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"934\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_3341-934x1024.jpg 934w, https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_3341-274x300.jpg 274w, https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_3341-768x842.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 934px) 100vw, 934px\" \/><br \/>\nSo Instead of getting all gushy gushy about the love in the air, I refuse to be caught in cupid&#8217;s chokehold. Instead I present you with my anti-Valentine&#8217;s Day outfit. Because I ain&#8217;t got not time for love right now. Move aside, boss lady coming through.\u00a0This <a href=\"https:\/\/api.shopstyle.com\/action\/apiVisitRetailer?id=616834683&amp;pid=uid3536-37096756-4\" target=\"_blank\">pale pink button down<\/a> embroidered with &#8220;no time for love&#8221; is from Asos and is <a href=\"https:\/\/api.shopstyle.com\/action\/apiVisitRetailer?id=611093973&amp;pid=uid3536-37096756-4\" target=\"_blank\">also available in straight sizes<\/a> for you non-plus sized ladies. The <a href=\"https:\/\/api.shopstyle.com\/action\/apiVisitRetailer?id=618665602&amp;pid=uid3536-37096756-4\" target=\"_blank\">black tank dress<\/a> is a closet basic I scored at\u00a0Old Navy. I paired the look with<a href=\"https:\/\/api.shopstyle.com\/action\/apiVisitRetailer?id=375902964&amp;pid=uid3536-37096756-4\" target=\"_blank\"> my comfy tevas<\/a>\u00a0(a modern take on the every day flip flop), an old belt from the back of my closet, and a metallic convertible clutch\/shoulder bag I picked up on clearance at Coach.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2962\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_3323-977x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"977\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_3323-977x1024.jpg 977w, https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_3323-286x300.jpg 286w, https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_3323-768x805.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 977px) 100vw, 977px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People love Valentines Day, all dem hearts and chocolate and fancy wine and roses and sexy sexy underwear. Me, I love to HATE Valentine&#8217;s Day. I just think the whole thing is stupid, lame-o, sad pants, annoyed emoji face, tired. This may be because I am against holidays that use love to sell us stuff [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2959,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[40,481],"tags":[303,572,631,179],"class_list":["post-2958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fashion","category-ootd","tag-asos","tag-coach","tag-old-navy-teva","tag-valentines-day"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2958","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2958"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2958\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2967,"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2958\/revisions\/2967"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2959"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}