{"id":2826,"date":"2016-12-09T15:07:26","date_gmt":"2016-12-09T20:07:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/?p=2826"},"modified":"2016-12-09T16:04:21","modified_gmt":"2016-12-09T21:04:21","slug":"21-pairs-of-earrings-drunk-me-thought-i-needed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/2016\/12\/09\/21-pairs-of-earrings-drunk-me-thought-i-needed\/","title":{"rendered":"21 Pairs of Earrings Drunk Me Thought I Needed"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I am going to Jamaica exactly one week from today. Thank the sweet heavens, because after crying over creative differences in ginger bread house building contest yesterday, I have realized I am very desperately in need of some time away from work and some time with alcohol, sun and gratuitous booty shaking. So last night, after what I can only define as the worst day ever, I found myself on amazon thinking about my super fun trip.<\/p>\n

Earring Power<\/h2>\n

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And then I began to panic. See, when I lived in Brazil I remember very well a stern conversation my friend Luciana had with me. When girls go out they must always wear cute earrings to attract the eyes of the world. I remember he proceeded to drag me to a market to fill my purse with as many baubles as I could afford to change my barren ear ways. Now I could have reflected on how antiquated this thinking was, but instead I found myself ripping through the pages of Amazon convinced I would not have enough flashy lobe decorations to truly enjoy my vacation. This is what stress and wine do to me- turn me into a one women earring consumption machine.<\/p>\n

Drunk Me Strikes Again<\/h2>\n

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I woke up this morning to 21 pairs of earrings in my shopping bag. No joke. 21. I am not sure how I intended to wear 21 pairs of earring over a 4 day stint in the sun- heck I’ll be lucky if I ever make it out of my swim suit. I am sure drunk me had a plan, but given sober me has “taken the wheel,” I need to make some cuts. I am faced with a dilemma, which to choose? The reality is drunk or sober I appear to have great taste. Here are the 21 one pairs of earrings that ended up in my cart primed for purchase, I’d love to hear which you think I should jam in my ears in Jamaica and which I should add to my Amazon wishlist to be purchased by the imaginary person I have convinced myself will someday fall deeply in love with me and will be intent to woo me with internet purchases.<\/p>\n

Which Earrings Should I Keep?<\/h2>\n

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\nPainted Coloured Petal Earrings
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\nMulti-Colored Sequin Hoop Gold Earrings<\/a>
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\nNatural Agate Slice Geode Earrings
\n<\/a>
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\nMulticoloured Sequin Hoop Earrings
\n<\/a>
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\nEnameled Shrimp Door Knockers<\/a>
\n<\/a>\"\"
\nPOP C Purple Cupcake Earrings<\/a>
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\nWomen’s Simple Gold Box Earrings
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\n<\/a>\"\"
\nLeverback Dangle Drop Earrings in Rainbow<\/a>
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\nFashion Straight Shape Silver Earrings<\/a>\"\"
\n<\/a>\"\"
\n\u00a0Black Tassel Drop Dangle Earrings<\/a>
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\nMulti-Bright Statement Earrings<\/a>\"\"
\n<\/a>\"\"
\nCrystal Loop Beaded Tassels Earring
\n<\/a>
\n<\/a>\"\"
\nBlack Long Tassel Earrings
\n<\/a>
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\nHealing Point Dangle Earrings<\/a>\"\"
\n<\/a>\"\"
\nMaying Multi-color Lightweight Copper Earrings
\n<\/a>
\n<\/a>\"\"
\nTortoise and Blue Kite Earrings<\/a>\"\"
\n<\/a>\"\"
\nBohemian Tassel Earrings<\/a>\"\"
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\n\u00a0V Shape Earrings<\/a>\"\"
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\nDrop Outline Earrings<\/a>\"\"
\n<\/a>\"\"
\n\u00a0Cage Crystal Silver Plated Earrings<\/a>\"\"
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\nRose Gold Spike Stud Earrings<\/a>\"\"<\/p>\n

Save<\/span><\/p>\n

Save<\/span><\/p>\n

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