{"id":1679,"date":"2015-07-03T10:04:44","date_gmt":"2015-07-03T14:04:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/?p=1679"},"modified":"2015-07-03T10:07:05","modified_gmt":"2015-07-03T14:07:05","slug":"bucket-item-learning-how-to-pole-dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/2015\/07\/03\/bucket-item-learning-how-to-pole-dance\/","title":{"rendered":"Bucket Item: Learning How to Pole Dance"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Plus<\/a>So when I made my life list eons ago I snuck on there something I thought would finally give me the va va voom I was missing. Pole dancing. See what I didn’t know then, but definitely know now, is that sexiness isn’t a dance move. It’s confidence in who you are and trust in your body to express how you are feeling. So if you’re feeling like a sex cat in heat, you’re body is going to radiate sexy like it’s holding a neon sign that says “this girl needs to man to worship her.”<\/p>\n

\"Plus<\/a>I put these images in black because they feel like they should be. I mean when I think of sexy french burlesque I think of black and white and corsets. Sister child has a straight policy against underwear posts- that’s a really long and possibly really heated debate I shall spare you from today- so no corsets for you. However black and white filter? I got this.<\/p>\n

Pole Dancing was surprisingly plus size friendly. I didn’t feel like I was exhausted after class and I feel I learned some new erm * cough cough* useful moves for my non-existent life partner to enjoy. I can now crawl like a sexy tiger, go down a fire man’s pole like I’m J LO pre-record deal, and have learned how to close out a routine like a fine as freak fantasy female\u00a0 and most importantly “collect my money.” You know with this booty, the money collection part would likely take forever.\u00a0 I was surprised that as I finished that the others in class could resist the urge to shower me generously with paper. Holler for a dollar.<\/p>\n

\"Plus<\/a>I took my pole dancing class at Brass Ovaries,<\/a> pretty much the best name for anything woman centered ever. Also their mascot is a unicorn: double score. And for the triple layup- they’re saying is “Glittter, Guts, Glory.” In short, I was meant to move my body like a snake in this studio. IT WAS DESTINY. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So when I made my life list eons ago I snuck on there something I thought would finally give me the va va voom I was missing. Pole dancing. See what I didn’t know then, but definitely know now, is that sexiness isn’t a dance move. It’s confidence in who you are and trust in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1684,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[15,218,349],"tags":[427,163,426,312,428],"class_list":["post-1679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fitness","category-life","category-workouts","tag-bucket-list","tag-plus-size-fitness","tag-pole-dancing","tag-self-love","tag-sexy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1679"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1679\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1683,"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1679\/revisions\/1683"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glitterandlazers.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}